Halloween

Today is halloween! I actually, I'm kind of excited. For the first time I'll be dressing up! My family doesn't celebrate halloween, but I've always wanted to dress up, so I am. Guess what? Are you guessing? Well here it goes, I'm going to be a dark fairy! YEAAAAAAAAA! Don't give me that look, I'm sure you've been excited about something before. don't judge me. Anyways, I got my costume, which is really just clothes I brought that a dark fairy would wear but I could continue to wear after Halloween. The only thing I can't continue to wear are the wings. Who am I kidding? Of course I'm going to keep wearing them. I can see it now. In March everybody will be looking at that crazy girl (me) walking down the street with wings. All the kids in my class will probably try to keep away from me. But I won't let em. I'll be on the bus wearing my wings and acting like nothings wrong. I'm sure you're thinking I'm not really going to do that. but obviously you don't know me. I walked around high school with stuffed animals. Imagine the strange looks I got. You're thinking ooh a stuffed animal that's nothing. Or is it? Imagine a girl walking around with a giant stuffed monkey the size of a toddler. Yeah, now is that just nothing? The answer to that riddle is no. Then I'll wear them again in the summer. Little kids will be like "look mommy that woman has on wings". And their moms will be like "It's not nice to point and stare honey you might make her notice us." Of course I will have noticed them, we would be in a bathroom after all. I know what you're thinking, and stop it, people with wings have to pee too. Okay soo by now, I'm sure you're debating on whether or not I'm crazy. The truth is, i'm just a little peculiar. no more so than you, well maybe a little more than you, but that's not the point. Do you even know what i'm talking about now? I'll tell you, I'm talking saving the earth. Nah, just kidding, and if you're not laughing at that joke, keep it to yourself. I don't want any messages saying that the joke was lame and so am I. Now you should be laughing and if not, I don't know what to tell you. Smile. Thanks. So anyways, I'm just wishing you a Happy Harvest. "uh don't you mean Halloween" I said what I meant. Later.